Hot Take, Hotter Profile

Swipe Wins: The Perfect Playbook to Dating App Success

For the price of a baseball beer or cheaper than your last haircut, you can stop guessing and start getting matches.No gimmicks. No guarantees. Just honest feedback that quietly works.

Let me save you some time.

Hi, I'm Miranda. I’ve been on dating apps long enough to see the patterns.
What makes women stop scrolling.
What makes them lean in.
And what makes them swipe left without even realizing why.
Most guys aren’t unattractive, they’re just presenting themselves poorly.
Hot Take, Hotter Profile exists to fix that.
Not by changing who you are.
By showing you how to show up better.

You’re not ugly. Your profile is just underperforming.

Most guys don’t struggle because of looks. They struggle because dating apps reward presentation not effort.Bad photos. Weak ordering. Bios that try too hard.The app doesn’t punish you… it just quietly ignores you.That’s what this fixes.

Start with the Hotter Profile Playbook

Swipe Wins: The Perfect Playbook to Dating App Success

This is the foundation.The Hotter Profile Playbook breaks down what dating apps actually reward and what quietly kills your chances before anyone even reads your bio.Inside, you’ll learn:
✔ How dating app algorithms really behave
✔ The photo formula women respond to
✔ Bio templates that don’t feel cringe
✔ Message starters that get replies
✔ Profile killers to avoid
✔ A checklist so you don’t overthink

No fluff. No “be yourself” speeches.
Just clear fixes you can apply ASAP.
It costs less than:
• A baseball stadium beer
• One bad Uber ride
• Cheaper than your last haircut (and this lasts longer)

What usually happens next

“I finally understood why my profile wasn’t working.”
“I changed a few photos and started getting more replies.”
“I stopped guessing and started matching.”

Individual results vary. These reflect common client experiences.

Want me to look at your profile?

Reading advice is helpful.
Having a woman look at your photos, your bio, and tell you what’s helping and what’s quietly working against you is faster.
That’s where the reviews come in. I’ll review your profile and give you direct, actionable feedback so you know exactly what to fix and why.
Includes:
• Photo feedback & reordering
• Bio rewrite options (different tones, same you)
• 3–5 message starters

This costs less than drinks you won’t remember and works longer than a fresh fade.

VIP Swipe Success Experience

This is the full upgrade.

The VIP experience is for men who want their profile handled strategically not casually.
This isn’t just about fixing mistakes.
It’s about positioning you correctly from the first photo to the last line.
✓ Full profile review (photos, bio)
✓ Custom bio rewrite options
✓ Messaging scripts tailored to your personality
✓ Personalized clothing & grooming recommendations (with budget options)
✓ Shopping links (so you don’t have to hunt)
✓ 1 week of unlimited email support
This is about showing up as your best version effortlessly. And the closest thing to having a woman quietly fix your profile for you.

Already working together?

Existing clients can add:
• Additional bio rewrites
• Extra message starters
• Second-opinion photo reviews
• Profile refreshes later on
Available after purchase.

Your privacy matters.

• Your photos are reviewed only for your service
• Nothing is shared or reused
• No personal data is sold
• All client information is deleted following industry-standard practices
You can request deletion at any time.

FAQs

Do you guarantee matches or dates?
No. Dating outcomes depend on many factors. What I guarantee is honest, experience-based feedback.
Do you keep my photos?
No. Ever.
How is everything delivered?
Via email. Clear, organized, and easy to implement.

Ready to swipe smarter?

Start with the Playbook. It’s cheaper than a bad drink and more useful than most advice you’ve tried.Or skip ahead and get personalized feedback.Either way, you’re closer to better matches than you were five minutes ago.